Bryan Stow—not “Snow,” as a soon-to-be-mentioned mustachioed columnist wrote—is in a medically induced coma. This all happened after Stow, a Giants fan, was brutally beaten by two Dodgers fans at Dodger Stadium on Opening Day.
Most human beings feel horrible for Stow, who has been described as “the last person who would engage in violence.” He’s a 42-year-old paramedic with two kids.
Police are still searching for the suspects, but don’t worry about the motive. John Steigerwald has found it:
It’s probably safe to say that the two “Dodgers” were high on something or things, but somewhere in their sick, juvenile minds, they probably also thought they were doing their duty as Dodger fans. They were protecting Dodger turf.
Just before he was beaten to within an inch of his life, Snow [sic] texted some friends and said that he was “scared inside the stadium.”
Maybe someone can ask Snow [sic], if he ever comes out of his coma, why he thought it was a good idea to wear Giants gear to a Dodgers home opener when there was a history of out-of-control drunkenness and arrests at that event going back several years.
While we’re here, let’s take a look at Steigerwald’s feelings on the United States of America:
America is becoming more feminized all the time. Women getting involved (overly involved) in their kids’ teams, Very few male elementary school teachers. You hear stories about tag being forbidden on school playgrounds. Effeminate men are celebrated (ever seen Adam Lambert and the fuss that was made over him?). I have a chapter in my book explaining why I would rather have the Three Stooges babysit my kids than Mr. Rogers because Mr. Rogers—who was a better person than I could ever hope to be and did a lot of great things—was a sissy. You’re no longer allowed to discourage boys from being “sissies” because that would make you “homophobic.” The country will get softer and softer the more we depend on the nanny state to take care of us.There are people in power now who want to take care of us from cradle to grave and they can’t find their way to the supermarket. I’m a big self-reliance guy and there’s less and less of that going around every day.
Yes, we are all a bunch of over-pampered sissies (sorry if I offended any gays with the s-word). Clearly, the way to fix that is to take shots at a guy in a coma who’s missing hunks of his skull. Well done.
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